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A Weapon To Surpass Metal Gear

Episode Summary

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat.

Episode Notes

Some dirty, no-good, machine-gun-wielding... fellas... have developed a new weapon. If Solid Snake can ever manage to leave his box, he just might be able to save the world from this newest threat. This buff, sexy, pyramid-shaped threat (with great skin!).

Characters rolled: James West, Solid Snake, Alan Parish, Pyramid-head; The only thing that can stop a bad Super-Gun is a good Super-Gun; Sweet-ass airport fights; Hugo Weaving's sci-fi awards of excellence; A post Bart-kira world; Channing Tatum is every actor; Robert DeNiro or Al Pacino, the fun new drinking game; What is Gambit wearing; Mr. Smith's very excellent movie raps; The Jumanji hardware store right here in your hometown, for your convenience